A Letter to My Future Husband

Moved by spinster comedy, this is reckoning to my future husband.

The Irony of life.

It was late and Charles was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things. He ran back inside right away [...]

My Drink and I

Drinking:  The act of ingesting water or other drinks through the mouth the act of ingesting water or other drinks through the mouth.When a liquid is poured into an open human mouth, the swallowing process is completed by peristalsis which delivers the liquid to the stomach; much of the activity is abetted by gravity. Bluh bluh bluh.....whatever! First off, i am a drinker not a drunkard. I love my drink or drinks when i [...]

Facebook Posts

So as i was staring at my timeline, with no notification to check and no pictures to comment on, i decided to compile a bunch of posts with the owners of those posts included and maybe stir up some laughs in you. Legoooo! Mugga Zac: Choose yo relationship status 1.In afight 2.Trying 2Cheat 3.Blinded by [...]

Faking: Men’s New Art

You know that WARID ad where a grown man literally forces himself to cry because the internet in their office is too fast and doesn't have any excuses anymore for his bosses. He fringes his face and stretches his lips and his voice sounds like he is being fucked by an over sized woman, it [...]

Crazy Day Redefined

Lying here in my bed, this morning, I am thinking, what could be so good about today. What am I supposed to do today to make a difference. I can't make anyone pregnant, I won't win a lottery and I am not in position to save a life, all the Heroes die eventually. But I  know I am [...]